One Big Mack and Four Small Fries To Go, Please

Monday, 9 June 2008

A Couple of Funnies

Last week, C-Ray and I were both sitting in the family room. He was on the couch, doing absolutely nothing, and I was on the floor, spraying Shout on just about every article of clothing the kids own.
Anyway, he says to me, "Mom, I want to watch a show."
Appalled by his lack of manners, I coached him until he asked the "right way."
Then, he says, "Mom, get the remote and turn one on."
Very frustrated at his rudeness, I replied, "C-Ray, if you want to watch a show, you will get the remote yourself and bring it to me."
His whining reply? "But Mom, I'm too busy sitting."

On Saturday we went to a wedding. The whole family. All six of us. I was a very thankful mommy that Uncle M and Aunt J were there to help. But I digress from the point of the story. On Sunday, Apple says to me, "Mom, I've never been to a wedding where they had games before."
Trying to figure out what she could be talking about, I asked, "Like what? That you got to dance the Hokie Pokie?"
She answers, "No, when the married girl closed her eyes and spinned around and threw her flowers and the girl who caught them won."

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Easter (we are not bothering with something silly like chronology these days)

The Fab Four :)

She wasn't quite sure what to do with her first Easter basket- until she discovered that she could pull all the grass out and make a big mess!

Good Hair Days

Yesterday C-Raywas in the bathroom with me while I fixed my hair- a somewhat lengthy process, as anyone who attempts to straighten naturally wavy hair will tell you. Anyway, when I arrived at the end of my little "hair-journey," I commented to him, "C-Ray, Mom's having a good hair day today." He looks in the mirror and says, "Yeah, so am I."

On a similar note, as I combed Apple's hair into ponytails a few minutes later, she complained because she wanted her hair in one ponytail instead of two. Here is the conversation that transpired:
Apple: "Mom, I don't want my hair in two ponytails. I don't like the way it looks."
Mom: "Well, I think it looks cute. Who do you think knows more about how to make hair look good- you or Mom?"
Apple: "Ummm.... I'm not sure."

Smart girl

Sunday, 18 May 2008

Spring Game 2008, Take 1

Spring Game 2008, Take 2

During halftime, all the kids in the stadium can go down onto the field. So, here are the kiddos (with Daddy and Uncle M) doing just that!

Mack and the kids on the field

Uncle M with Apple and C-Ray

Uncle M with Faithie

C-Ray with all the cheerleaders. Guess who's idea this was?

Spring Game 2008, Take 3

Mack, his dad, and our good friend Rob, waiting for the gates to open

Mack and C-Ray- self-portrait

Wife and Little One- hanging out, literally

Mack and Faithie- self-portrait

Mack and Apple- self-portrait. I guess he couldn't get anyone to take a picture of him??

Hanging Out with Grandma and Grandpa

The best part about our trip to the Nebraska Spring Game is that Nate's parents come up from Texas, his brother Matt and sister-in-law Julie come down from Minnesota, and we get to spend a long weekend together. This year we even spent a day with Nate's grandparents and some aunts, uncles, and cousins.

Grandma with Mikayla and Autumn

Grandma and Kendra

Grandpa and Autumn

Visit to Mack's Grandparents' House

Great-Grandma with Faithie and C-Ray

Great-Grandpa and Little One

Four generations...

Mack and his grandma

Mack and his grandpa- the insurance guys :)

Mack's mom is the oldest of eight children, and Grandma and Grandpa had the discipline thing DOWN back in the day and well behaved children are kind of a big thing to them. In addition, Mack's grandma has Parkinson's and is pretty feeble these days. So, before arriving for our day at their house, we lectured the children and gave them warning...

We Told Them To Be On Their Best Behavior...

Faithie dragging Little One across the floor

C-Ray being pleasant

C-Ray sitting still

Little One chugging an entire bottle of Dr. Pepper...

Just kidding. Ha- actually, they were VERY good during their day at their great-grandparents' house- Amazing.

Thursday, 8 May 2008

Just Now

As I sit typing, Apple just came in and said to me, "Mom, I need some dollars so I can buy you a Mother's Day Present."

Things I Have Learned From Having Kids

No matter how many times they do it, unrolling a roll of toilet paper is highly fascinating to a toddler
Children who refuse to drink water all day, because they would rather have juice or milk, suddenly can't get enough water when it is bedtime
Mosquito bites don't itch until it is time to go to bed at night
If your child is scheduled for a checkup with the pediatrician, he or she will find a way to scrape or bruise a body part that causes the doctor to raise an eyebrow at you while she asks you about it
You should never buy a washing machine or a parakeet off of Craig's List
They don't call it "labor" for nothing
What is best for my child in philosophy is not always what is best for my child in practice
Whenever I start to think that I'm getting the "mom thing" down, the Lord sends me a new challenge
Grape juice stains are more easily removed from twill or denim fabric than from t-shirt fabric
My child who frustrates me most easily is the one who is the most like me
Toddlers are fascinated by the dishwasher being loaded/unloaded and baskets of neatly folded clothes
What my children see in me in moderation, they will emulate in excess.
The child who is physically incapable of making it to the toilet when she needs to throw up, will throw up more often than any of the others.
It is better to have "sleepovers" with the kid across the street than with the kid across town, because you will certainly end up taking them home somewhere around 11:00 pm.
A quarter bottle of Chilren's Tylenol Plus Cold is not enough to poison a three year old, but it is enough to have some very strange effects
Fun houses are not fun for kids under the age of 6.
Six consecutive hours of sleep feels GREAT!
A three year old boy can turn ANY object into a weapon
It is very hard to change the sheets on a top bunk when you are eight months pregnant
The child who sleeps on the top bunk will require their sheets to be changed more than anyone else in the house
A child sent to their room for slamming a door will inevitably also slam that door once they get there (often more than once, just for effect)
Batteries last the longest in the REALLY annoying toys.
Dandelions are not poisonous. In fact, they have nutritional value comparable to broccoli.
If you get your kids a pet frog so they will stop asking for a puppy, they will start asking when can they get rid of the frog so they can get a puppy
When working with the Youth Group at church, people no longer mistake you for one of the teens when you have three kids
Strangers in public are much more helpful and considerate when you are pregnant than when you actually have a baby in tow
Making brownies from a mix is a four person job
We cannot use the toilet or bathtub in a bathroom if there is a bug in the sink
A small bead "accidentally dropped" into a sibling's ear will become lodged in the ear canal and require a trip to the emergency room
My choice of words and tone of voice can sound absolutely horrifying coming out of the mouth of a three year old
If you schedule to have your children's picture taken, one of them will get a cut, scrape, or bruise on their face two days before
Three children can all fit in a kitchen cabinet at one time (even though you don't have enough room for your pots and pans)
The Lord has put specific personality traits in each of my children for the sole purpose of challenging and sanctifying me
If you tell your kids that your dog has gone to "live at the farm," two years later they will still be asking when he is coming back
I can be very selfish
Every word to every song that "Dora the Explorer" sings
"Dora" plays at twice the volume of every other show on television
Your child that appears the most confident and independent will throw the biggest fit about being left in the church nursery
The Lord has blessed you if your toddler happens to get the stomach flu while you have a cold and have lost your sense of smell
As a mom, it is possible to care for that toddler with the stomach flu, have the bug yourself, celebrate Christmas, and give birth all within 72 hours
A small rubber dog toy can clear the plumbing pipes when flushed down a toilet. You can find all kinds of interesting things during the prolonged plungering that ensues. i.e. someone's toothbrush
A plastic Care Bear figure will melt in a 400 degree oven- it smells really bad and takes forever to clean up